I’ve been having a tough time lately due to the recent hurricane. We’ve had it so bad these days that I started eating a lot of “salad” – basically anything I can swallow, including leaves from some of the fallen trees. When I went to the bathroom today, my feces basically looked like a professionally wrapped cigar.

Do you think if I dried it in the sun it would be smokeable? I read about this special type of coffee bean that a cat eats and then poops out, and the coffee is worth a fortune. Could the same be true for my cigars?


jb: Enjoy

Nick: Go ahead. Let us know how you make out. Just warn us so we know to stay upwind of you.

big fella: I think YOU have some hurricane damage.